"Guess where JC touched me!"

Hey there, big boy. Goin' my way?


"Attention please! Britney seems to have misplaced her virginity. If anyone finds it, please return it to the front desk. She says she meant to give it to me, not that I'd want it, anyway."

"I come from the future. It sucks."

"Whoever blinks first loses."

Do not look directly at the baby toe!

Justin has an ear infucktion. He caught it from JC.

"They're giving away JC posters?! I'm THERE!"

"Shh...I like boys!"