Shut Yo' Mouth!

"I'm the cookie man, and this is my sidekick sprinkles! (points to JC)" --Justin
Cody: Yummy. Innuendo.
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"You gotta take your spankings no matter what you do." --JC
They don't call him "SuperFreak" for nothing. Oh, wait, they don't call him "SuperFreak" at all...but they should, damnit.
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"I wanna drown in your love, lead me to your water" --Lyric from "I Just Wanna Be With You"
That's my favorite line. I'll be his metawhore.
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"I have like this sparkly blue gel pen and I love it. It's my favorite. It's gonna break my heart when it runs out of ink." --Justin
This doesn't prove that he's gay; it just proves that he's a loser.
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"See they're pickin' on me now, but who do you think they ask for a ride later?" --Justin
I'd like a ride. Does the line start here?
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"Hey, I'm bigger than you!" --Justin
Size isn't everything, but it's something.
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"We were all standing butt naked, I was in nothing but shirt and boxers." --Justin
Woo hoo! Justin in a shirt and boxers; that sounds nice. But you know what I think he'd look really good in? JC.
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"I think they'd probably eat me... ...cuz I'm high in protein!" --Justin
Hmm, delicious and nutritious...my kind of man.
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"I don't think of myself as 'hot'" --Justin
Great. Justin's conceited *and* a liar.


"This is why we're all in therapy" --JC
If only he were joking.
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"S isn't for 'Superman', it's for 'Shut up'" --Justin
I love the voice he does this in. Because I'm a sick, twisted fuck.
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"You ain't Lance." --Chris
That's what they say instead of "I love you." ...means basically the same thing.
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"Joey is dirty in more ways than one" --Justin
It's funny because it's true.
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"These pants are so tight it feels like I'm having sex with myself" --Justin
He says stuff like that on purpose, just to fuck with our heads. It works.
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"Yay! Yay! Yay! I'm gonna pee my pants" --Joey
Gotta love Chunky J.
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"For the girl who eats everything, I bring you fudge, cookies and stuff" --JC
JC is a LYRICAL GENIUS.
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"Don't write that please! I suck, I thought they were dead!" --Joey
Ah, Joey. Poor, simple Joey.
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"Don't get your panties in a wad, there's enough Justin for everybody." --Justin
Proof I Need Professional Help: Justin refers to himself in the 3rd person, and I still want a piece.
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"I like to get all sweaty and wild on stage" --JC
I know I'm not the only one who mentally replaced "on stage" with "in bed".
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"Oh yhea, ya like that don't ya?" --Justin
Ooh, I love it when you talk dirty, J. Ask me who my daddy is!
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"He's a Mississippi albino...they're very rare." --Chris
Not rare enough.
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"I don't have a superman tattoo on my butt, I swear!" --Joey
I don't know about you, but I'm just gonna take his word for it.
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"There've been times when we wanted to kick Lance out." --Chris
"Probably several times." --Lance
I can relate to that. There have been several times I've wanted to kick Lance out, too. Like right now, for instance. And, hey, as long as he's going, he might as well take Chunky J and the Leprechaun with him.
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"He broke my favorite lava lamp and got goop all over my floor!" --Chris about JC
I'm going to pretend JC did it on purpose.

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"He has to sleep in a cage because of that meanie Justin Timberlake." --Chris about Busta. and probably Joey, too.
I would've made Chris sleep in a cage.
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"We're single and ready to mingle" --Justin
Justin's secretly cool; he just hides it really, really, *really* well.
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"'Titanic 2: The Iceberg's View' is gonna be an iceberg for about 2 1/2 hours then BOOM a ship and it's over...and maybe a couple of crying penguins" --Chris
This cracks me up, even though I pretend Justin said it.
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"This isn't 'Sex in the City'!" --Justin
I actually watched 'Sex in the City' after hearing him say that. My sister was thrilled; she loves that show. It was like soft-core porn meets 'The View'. Uh, not that I've ever watched 'The View'.
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"I'm the greatest!" --Justin
That's what he calls out in bed.
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"Every time I see myself naked, I get so freaked out that I do a little dance" --JC
If I saw JC naked, I'd do a dance, too. Preferably, the horizontal lambada.
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"There's no 'I' in *NSYNC" --JC
Why am I laughing?
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"The thing that makes me mad, is when they just call up, and you answer the phone and they go "Who is this?" I'm like: Look woman, if you don't know who you're calling, hang up and try the number again!" --Justin
I would've just said, "Eat A Dick, Lady!" and hung up.
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"I got what you need, baby!" --JC
Anyone who's seen those red pants in the MSG video isn't gonna argue with that.

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"What we're saying is JC's a klepto." --Justin
He is a thief, he stole my heart! Sorry, I've got a soft spot for cheezmo jokes.
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"It's quite safe sex, actually..." --Justin (about 'Digital Get Down')
oMg jUsTiN sEd sExX!!11
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"I am ashamed to say, I do collect beanie babies."--Lance
Why is he ashamed? Just because he's a 22 year-old man who collects beanie babies, that's no reason to be ashamed. Oh, wait, yhea, it is.
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"I just like the letters, P-M-S..." --Lance
Lance gets his period.
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"I can't bear looking in the mirror." --Lance
Can you blame him?
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"Yes, I love being in love - and if you don't love it, then you're not in love!" --JC
Oh, god, it's like he's reading my soul!!!~~!!118675309
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"Ouch! I just stubbed my foot, I mean toe."--JC
He's the "Smart One".
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"Decoupage? What's that...learn me!" --JC
That 'Rosie' appearance...I thought he'd burst into flames at any second.
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"The other guys got B12 injections in their butts, but I refused. The needle was as thick as a matchstick." --JC
JC prefers hot meat injections.
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"I got this thing, check this out." --JC
Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.
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"It's hard to swallow" --JC
I'll do my best.
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"Well, I have to shower, and while I'm in there I sing. It's like a full concert right there." --JC
Who else zoned out picturing JC in the shower?
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"An interviewer asked me if I thought of myself as sexy. Actually, I don't give it much thought. Really, I don't." --JC
Well, we give it more than enough thought for him. Besides which, he's lying.
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"We want people to look at us and go: Dang, did you see that?" --JC
Just keep wearing those tight pants, and that's exactly what we'll say.
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"This rig goes where you don't want to know."--JC
Oh, I want to know. Tell me. A diagram would help. Or pictures. A slide show. Work with me, here.
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"WOW! My groin hurts." --JC
Who wants to kiss it, make it better?
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"Lance broke the car...Keep it on the down low." --JC
You can trust me. I still haven't told anyone that he's really a woman.
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"Joey...He's our...HAHAHAHA!" --JC
Strange how trying to describe Joey usually leads to uncontrollable laughter.
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"He just wants you to run your fingers through his hair" --JC (about Justin)
I'm all for it. Tell him to unzip so I can get a hand down there.
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"We call Joey 'Dancer Face'." --Lance
Dancer Face and Dog Face. How cute.
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"Lance is a good dancer; heíll show you." --Joey
Joey drinks. A lot.
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"They call me "Coffee" cause I grind so good!" --Justin
I call him "Cambell's" cause he's mmm-mmm, good...
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"We have two rules: #1- Justin is always right. #2- If Justin is ever wrong, go back to rule #1." --Justin
He just thought that up right now.
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"This side gets a pair of JC's underwear." --Justin
Justin just can't stop talking about JC's underwear. It's an obsession.
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"Youíre gonna answer the question and youíre gonna like it." --Justin
Now we know who's the Master and who's the Slave during JC and Justin's "S&M Playtime".
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"Itís number one, second to none, hamburger bun." --Justin
I have no idea what this means. But I laugh.
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"Gonna impress you and undress you." --Justin
Sounds like a plan.
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"Thatís my...never mind...Iím a dork, man." --Justin
He was flexing his pecs when he said this. Good God. I wish he'd finish his god damn sentence, though. He always does that. Starts a sentence and then, you know...Anyway.
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My thanks to contributors Jamie and Princess Jilly.

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