It's a big, gay soap opera, folks.

Chapter One: A Delicious Sort of Torment

Disclaimer: This is only real in my twisted little mind. Dedictation: to Dani, for warping my mind. If it wasn't for you, I'd be saying "Justin Who-berlake?" and "What's fanfic?"

Chapter Two: Candlelight, Roses, and Other Disasters
Disclaimer: Justin+JC+My Twisted Mind= Stuff That Never Really Happened. You do the math. Dedication: to China, for building me a website. You're incredible.

Chapter Three: Plan B
Disclaimer: As fake as the other two parts, if not faker. Dedication: To Wen, for always telling me to "rock on".