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"I'm the cookie man, and this is my sidekick
sprinkles! (points to JC)" --Justin
"You gotta take your spankings no matter what
you do." --JC
"I wanna drown in your love, lead me to your water"
--Lyric from "I Just Wanna Be With You"
"I have like this sparkly blue gel pen and I love
it. It's my favorite. It's gonna break my heart when
it runs out of ink." --Justin
"See they're pickin' on me now, but who do you think
they ask for a ride later?" --Justin
"Hey, I'm bigger than you!" --Justin
"We were all standing butt naked, I was in nothing
but shirt and boxers." --Justin
"I think they'd probably eat me... ...cuz I'm high in
protein!" --Justin
"I don't think of myself as 'hot'" --Justin
"This is why we're all in therapy" --JC
"S isn't for 'Superman', it's for 'Shut up'" --Justin
"You ain't Lance." --Chris
"Joey is dirty in more ways than one" --Justin
"These pants are so tight it feels like I'm having sex
with myself" --Justin
"Yay! Yay! Yay! I'm gonna pee my pants" --Joey
"For the girl who eats everything, I bring you fudge,
cookies and stuff" --JC
"Don't write that please! I suck, I thought they were
dead!" --Joey
"Don't get your panties in a wad, there's enough
Justin for everybody." --Justin
"I like to get all sweaty and wild on stage" --JC
"Oh yhea, ya like that don't ya?" --Justin
"He's a Mississippi albino...they're very rare."
--Chris
"I don't have a superman tattoo on my butt, I swear!"
--Joey
"There've been times when we wanted to kick Lance
out." --Chris
"He broke my favorite lava lamp and got goop all
over my floor!" --Chris about JC
----- "He has to sleep in a cage because of that
meanie Justin Timberlake." --Chris about Busta. and probably Joey, too.
"We're single and ready to mingle" --Justin
"'Titanic 2: The Iceberg's View' is gonna be an
iceberg for about 2 1/2 hours then BOOM a ship and
it's over...and maybe a couple of crying penguins"
--Chris
"This isn't 'Sex in the City'!" --Justin
"I'm the greatest!" --Justin
"Every time I see myself naked, I get so freaked out
that I do a little dance" --JC
"There's no 'I' in *NSYNC" --JC
"The thing that makes me mad, is when they just call
up, and you answer the phone and they go "Who is
this?" I'm like: Look woman, if you don't know who
you're calling, hang up and try the number again!"
--Justin
"I got what you need, baby!" --JC
----- "What we're saying is JC's a klepto." --Justin
"It's quite safe sex, actually..." --Justin (about
'Digital Get Down')
"I am ashamed to say, I do collect beanie
babies."--Lance
"I just like the letters, P-M-S..." --Lance
"I can't bear looking in the mirror." --Lance
"Yes, I love being in love - and if you don't love it,
then you're not in love!" --JC
"Ouch! I just stubbed my foot, I mean toe."--JC
"Decoupage? What's that...learn me!" --JC
"The other guys got B12 injections in their butts, but
I refused. The needle was as thick as a matchstick."
--JC
"I got this thing, check this out." --JC
"It's hard to swallow" --JC
"Well, I have to shower, and while I'm in there I
sing. It's like a full concert right there." --JC
"An interviewer asked me if I thought of myself as
sexy. Actually, I don't give it much thought. Really,
I don't." --JC
"We want people to look at us and go: Dang, did you
see that?" --JC
"This rig goes where you don't want to know."--JC
"WOW! My groin hurts." --JC
"Lance broke the car...Keep it on the down low." --JC
"Joey...He's our...HAHAHAHA!" --JC
"He just wants you to run your fingers through his
hair" --JC (about Justin)
"We call Joey 'Dancer Face'." --Lance
"Lance is a good dancer; he’ll show you." --Joey
"They call me "Coffee" cause I grind so good!"
--Justin
"We have two rules: #1- Justin is always right. #2- If
Justin is ever wrong, go back to rule #1." --Justin
"This side gets a pair of JC's underwear." --Justin
"You’re gonna answer the question and you’re gonna
like it." --Justin
"It’s number one, second to none, hamburger bun."
--Justin
"Gonna impress you and undress you." --Justin
"That’s my...never mind...I’m a dork, man." --Justin
My thanks to contributors Jamie and Princess Jilly. |